Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.