Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak!...

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.