Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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The steaks are too high.

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This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!