How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!