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How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!