It was the pot calling the cattle back.
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Because the steaks were too high!
Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.
He needed more Elba room.
He was Snowden.
You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!
You get stoned.
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
Quack the case!
I'm udderly freezing!
Decaffeinated.
High Street, of course.
Marijuana
The one that's left.
Russell
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.
Invisibull.
Filet delay!
Because the steaks are too high.