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Marijuana Field Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What did one cow say to the other?

Just the udder day!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Graze Jokes More Graze Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What grazes in the Higgs Field?

The Higgs Bison!