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Snowblower Jokes

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

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What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around