Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's a woman's best curve?

Her smile.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming