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Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around