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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!