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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

Scotland Jokes More Scotland Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

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