What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.