What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

Scotland Jokes More Scotland Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day