What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day