What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland