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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Scotland Jokes More Scotland Jokes

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day