What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour