What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

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What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.