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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day