What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day