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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Scotland Jokes More Scotland Jokes

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour