What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour