What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

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What country do I live?

Iran

What's something that's true, real and lives in the dirty south?

A Trillbilly!

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!