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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.