What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Ring him while he's ironing...

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Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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Some idiot pulled it out to late

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A 69 with 3 people watching.

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She delivers.

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Oh, gosh!

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.