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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.