In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
They burn calories.
The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.
They both want to pull 1 over on you.
Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!
Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
I thought you said you'd never forget....
Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"
The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!
Failure to pull out in time
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
