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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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What do you call it when Batman plays hooky from church?

Christian Bale

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.