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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!