What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.