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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

What's a wombat for?

For playing wom

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.