How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?

Nanking Donuts

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.