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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Newborn Jokes More Newborn Jokes

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.