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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

What do Chinese people do when they have an erection?

They vote

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Newborn Jokes More Newborn Jokes

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.