How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown?

Eh... It's tso-tso.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.