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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Newborn Jokes More Newborn Jokes

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.