How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game?

Pick Six

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine