Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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Op Jokes More Op Jokes

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

Why is Rengar so OP?

Because E: Bola Strike.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

Why was Mark Fuch a terrible mailman?

He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!

Mailman Jokes More Mailman Jokes

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk