Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)