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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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Who's there! Bossy! Bossy who?

Bossy just fired me!

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)