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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

What did the Mod say to OP?

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

Mailman Jokes More Mailman Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife