Why did OP get fired from his job as a ...

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)