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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.