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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

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What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food