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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.