What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!