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Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.