Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.