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Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.