Pregnant Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

Fetus deletus!

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.