What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches