A positive pregnancy test.
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
Cant-elope
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"
About 3 inches
