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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

3 Inch Jokes More 3 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah?

About 3 inches

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.