What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

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Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.