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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

3 Inch Jokes More 3 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.