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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

3 Inch Jokes More 3 Inch Jokes

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches