What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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Just before someone screams.

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She kept running away from the ball

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Because it's easier than running from the law.

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Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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A positive pregnancy test.

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches