Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!