Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Yay Jokes More Yay Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!