Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Anything you want. He is 'armless
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
She was having contractions.
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
Because Chernobyl fall-out.
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.
Because their daddies were mummies.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
Anonagon.
GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!
