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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.