What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Why is 2 dimensional soda not popular?

Because it's always flat.

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

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What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error