What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

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What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.