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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.