What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.