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What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)

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What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store