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What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter