Aircraft Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR