Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

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What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9