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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

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How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.