Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

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What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)