How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

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What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!