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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!