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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."