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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What did the German with food allergies say?

Gluten Nacht

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Mein Karmph

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!