How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."