What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.