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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only