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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only