What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas