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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,