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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas