What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed