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Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.