What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!