What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!