What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.