What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!