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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.