What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.