What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

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What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.