ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
A bodybag
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Juan.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
Logs on to Wikipedia*
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.
Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Imagination.
They are both crushed-asians
