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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

W Jokes More W Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

How can you make a witch itch?

Take away her "W."

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.