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What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

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Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.