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How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you?

Oh, you're a redditor?

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)