How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!