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What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

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Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts!

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

Cricket Jokes More Cricket Jokes

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**