What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

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Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

Cricket Jokes More Cricket Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.