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What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

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Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Cricket Jokes More Cricket Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.