What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

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Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!