What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

Light ale!

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

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Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps