What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Cricket Jokes More Cricket Jokes

Why did the blind lady fall into a well?

Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*

Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!