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What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Cricket Jokes More Cricket Jokes

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

A:

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.