Breed Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.

What do you get when you mix /r/Pokémon and /r/gonewild?

PP up

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!