Breed Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Green Lantern Jokes More Green Lantern Jokes

What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.

Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern. And his least favorite Deadpool.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free