Breed Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Doberman Jokes More Doberman Jokes

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

Main Stream Jokes More Main Stream Jokes

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

Pp Jokes More Pp Jokes

What do you get when you mix /r/Pokémon and /r/gonewild?

PP up

Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Where's my money?

A loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Where is it?

ME: I have no idea