Breed Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

Doberman Jokes More Doberman Jokes

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

Borg Jokes More Borg Jokes

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!