Breed Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist