What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

Eye Deer Jokes More Eye Deer Jokes

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.