What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.