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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.