What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days