Eye Deer Jokes

What do you call a blind deer?

No eye deer

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a one-eyed deer?

I have no eye deer...

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

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Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

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He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

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Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.