Eye Deer Jokes

What do you call a blind deer?

No eye deer

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a one-eyed deer?

I have no eye deer...

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What did the tree say when it messed up?

It was an oakcident.

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

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What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk