Eye Deer Jokes

What do you call a blind deer?

No eye deer

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a one-eyed deer?

I have no eye deer...

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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When it's past your eyes.

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Coz their eyes opened.

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They have an engineering degree.

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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