No eye deer
No-eye deer.
I have no eye deer...
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.
I got no-eye deer!
No eye-deer.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah
Hint: It's a dead giveaway.
The former owner of a Note 7
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
No idear.
NO IDEAR!
A mallard-y
Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '
Because they can't elope
They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
Delighted.
A bright eye deer.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
