No eye deer
No-eye deer.
I have no eye deer...
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.
I got no-eye deer!
No eye-deer.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
A hex-a-gone
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
A Mandarin
It has the most character.
He heard the food was a mess.
It was an oakcident.
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
Because he was sheet faced.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
I have no Idea.
No idear.
NO IDEAR!
