What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner