Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What do you call twin kittens?

Dupli-cats

What do you call a big pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!