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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

What did the tv say to the remote control?

You turn me on

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!