Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

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What do you call twin kittens?

Dupli-cats

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.