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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!

What do you call a giant pile of kittens?

A meowntain

Coz Jokes More Coz Jokes

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!