Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.