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How do boats apologise?

S ry!

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore