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How do boats apologise?

S ry!

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up.

Whats an inmates favorite vegetable?

Cellery.

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How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

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When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!