What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe