What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.