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What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)