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What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)