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What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.