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What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...