How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

Tap water

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream