How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream