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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other