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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.