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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.

Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern. And his least favorite Deadpool.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.