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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Green Lantern Jokes More Green Lantern Jokes

What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Willing Suspension Jokes More Willing Suspension Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Disbelief Jokes More Disbelief Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.