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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Green Lantern Jokes More Green Lantern Jokes

What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.

Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern. And his least favorite Deadpool.

Willing Suspension Jokes More Willing Suspension Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Disbelief Jokes More Disbelief Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.