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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess

Gettin Jokes More Gettin Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey?

How're you gettin' on