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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Gettin Jokes More Gettin Jokes

What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey?

How're you gettin' on

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!