Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
Oeuf!
Because he thought it wood look better!
A brick.
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
I don't know, Juana guess
If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
How're you gettin' on
