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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

Gettin Jokes More Gettin Jokes

What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey?

How're you gettin' on

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!