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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Gettin Jokes More Gettin Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey?

How're you gettin' on