What is 61 to a blonde?

She wants 8 (ate) more.

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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.