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What is 61 to a blonde?

She wants 8 (ate) more.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak