What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.