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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Kitchen Window Jokes More Kitchen Window Jokes

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window