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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.