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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.