What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

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What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.