In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
Because he wasn't
He raised Cain.
A. They really raised Cain.
Cain you tell!
I'll keep an eye out for you!
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
They'll tell you.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Candace with love!
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Intergalactose
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
A raise in *celery*.
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain
They think they are in a pickle.
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
