Cain Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

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Who's there! Abel! Abel who?

Abel to see you ha ha!

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