Cain Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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Tuesday.

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What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

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If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why are men faster than women?

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How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.