Cain Jokes

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

Pickle Bread Jokes More Pickle Bread Jokes

What is pickle bread before its baked?

Dill dough

How do you make pickle bread?

You need dill dough.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

Cain Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

Your Age Is Only Math

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

Who's there! Abel! Abel who?