Cain Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

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Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

Abel Jokes More Abel Jokes

Who's there! Abel! Abel who?

Abel to see you ha ha!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

How do you make a hamburger smile?

Pickle it gently!

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon