Abel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Who's there! Abel! Abel who?

Abel to see you ha ha!

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Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

What do you call a stolen tamole?

A hot tamole

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.