Abel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Who's there! Abel! Abel who?

Abel to see you ha ha!

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.