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Abel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Who's there! Abel! Abel who?

Abel to see you ha ha!

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How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.