Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.