What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.