What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What's enormous, gray, and unimportant?

Irrelephant.

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant