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What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant