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What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What's the matter with him?

Nothing. He's a positron.

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What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important?

An irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.